WiFi. Bicycles. Using the 'recall email' feature after you've accidentally CCd your boss into a message describing them as an 'arsewipe'.
These are all prime examples of things we too often take for granted.
But, important though they are, perhaps none of these things are taken for granted quite so often as "feeling the benefit".
Since the dawn of time, senior citizens the world over have been reminding us to remove our warmer garments indoors, lest the benefit not be felt. And since the dawn of time most of us have kept forgetting.
Which of us hasn't felt that sinking feeling as we step outside, only to realise that we've had our sweatshirt on the whole time? The benefit, chillingly, is nowhere to be felt.
Worry No More!
Thanks to the latest advances in sweatshirt technology, the problem of not "feeling the benefit" can now be consigned to the past.
Introducing the Take Me Off Inside To Feel The Benefit sweatshirt!
Unlike other sweatshirts, which do not come with a warning re: the benefit, this top-quality product has important benefit-based messaging emblazoned across the front.
The revolutionary design means that you will receive frequent reminders about not feeling the benefit, in a wide variety of circumstances:
- When you look at the sweatshirt before putting it on
- When other people glance at the sweatshirt in an indoor environment
- When looking in a mirror
- Many more besides...
No sneaky add ons, no subscriptions you'll forget to cancel. Just one simple up-front payment.
An absolute bargain for a lifetime of the benefit being felt.
About Your Sweatshirt
- A heavy blend sweatshirt. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester
- Features air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Classic fit for everyday comfort
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