A T-Shirt With Some Writing On It

At a time when fashion brands are making all sorts of spurious claims on their products, one t-shirt stands alone: A T-Shirt With Some Writing On It.

It's the straightforward, no-nonsense, and surprisingly versatile choice for forward-thinking shoppers.

In a social situation, it says "I'm bringing my authentic self to this gathering, so I can enjoy spending time with my friends".

On a date, it says "I'm the sort of partner who will be open and honest, in anticipation of a drama-free relationship".

In a business meeting, it says "I am an up-front and dependable colleague, who can be completely relied upon, but should never be messed with".

And at a funeral, or other memorial event, it says "I'm putting my message out there clearly and efficiently, so we can quickly move our attentions on to the deceased".

Quite simply, it will be the most simple, practical, and easy-to-use item in your entire wardrobe.

But perhaps more importantly, you'll also be sticking two fingers up to the fashion industry fat cats.

And that's the last thing they'll want while they're flying around in their private helicopters.